Blondes Edelweiz (28) escort Cromwell

Elaine

The Punter’s Tale (with deep and heartfelt apologies to Geoffrey Chaucer)When that December’s bitter ice and snowsReplace sour Autumn’s rain and gusty blowsAnd dark election’s portents stride the landStriking cold fear in every holt and strand, **When everyone is cursing bleak DecemberThen horny man thinks upon his member,And needing solace quickly does inclineTo succour with a lady from Divine.Such pilgrimages are a subtle joyA pleasure deep which can darkness destroy.Thus I, with passions that I hoped to dowseJoined tides of men in heading for that House.Divine indeed! Within lie Goddesses,The beautiful and willing hostessesThat skilful ply the many arts of loveInspired by Aphrodite from above!And one of these at reasonable priceWith name suggesting earthly paradiseI chose to be my lover for a while:Young Edelweiz, with the bright, enticing smile.Scarce five feet tall, yet packed with sexual skillTo fleshly pleasure she devotes her will.A pretty, buxom lass with eager handsThe needs of lustful man she understands.She greeted me with lips and questing tongueAnd sweet breath as the poets oft have sung.Our forms entwined, my reaching hands found joyIn breast and cleft, this lady is not coy.She found my shaft, and helped it grow apaceWith gentle fingers did its girth embrace.Clothes fell away, we stood with skin to skinAs God made us, so surely then, no sin!My lips, hands, tongue all pleasured her belowHer lustful juices richly then did flow.Her eager mouth my manhood did consumeAs many men’s before, I must presumeSuch was her skill and knowledge at the taskHer joyful lust for cock it did unmask!Then condom on, for to capture seed inMy snake entered the garden of Edelweiz.Such joy my tool then found within her bower,We went at it for nearly half an hour,But all too soon cruel time cut short our playAnd sad I was to end my playful stay.Then farewell to maid and flat and harlotWho so greatly pleased this lustful varlet.EPILOGUETo tavern then, to take a pint of wineAnd ponder on the pleasures of Divine.My wonder, then, to find that I still bulgedAs if I had not recently indulged,Such was the power of this girl’s allureHer ‘fluence on my member did endure.I thought this pleasant gift should not be spurnedSo to the lady’s charms I straight returned.A second visit, with more varied funWe both enjoyed. Of which I’ll write anon!** holt and strand (medieval) = woods and shores

Rextron

Easy to setup with a very reliable agency. Non VIPs I will repeat very soon.

Hodgens

Edelweiz is amazing. One of the best providers you will ever have. Easy to arrange same day. A great meeting with a really enthusiastic and friendly warm women.

Brear

It wasn't a good sign at the beginning when she asked me 'what sort of service I was looking for. Having read her profiles, lists of services and reviews on this and other agency sites, I was expecting her to be an 'all services' gfe escort-she isn't. It wasn't a good sign at the beginning when she asked me 'what sort of service I was looking for ( just get on with it, girl!) and seemed to be talking too much! She then informed me that FK was not on offer and that she did not want her breasts to be touched and played with.These are things that I like to spend a lot of time doing. Well, we got started and it just never happened. At one point,as I l.. her back, she said: "I'm not used to this"! Because of her lack of enthusiasm and unresponsive behaviour, our meeting came to an early end and there was only 15 minutes of 'action' in total.In my opinion, She is misleading us as to her level of service. She is nowhere near the outstanding levels of service provided by the likes of Charlene, Zoe and Kanika, to name but a few! She is certainly overpriced at £100, and should really be £80. If she had any decency she would have offered me a partial refund-£20 would have done me.